10 More Reasons for Hollywood to Sit Tight

The hotties are on the loose. I swear. They’ve even caused me to actually use the word “hottie.” Betcha can’t guess what taste I have.

10. Part of me always wanted to be Adriana. Up until a point.

9. To channel the GFY girls, Pacey is always the best accessory.

8. I’ll trade places with January Jones any day.

7. Party of two, please.

6. You’re the only enjoyable part of Judd Apatow movies.

5. Let’s not be on a break, mmmkay?

4. Sometimes, I wish I owned a pink velour sweatsuit.

3. Teach me something, Mr. Medina.

2. Stay domestic, will you?

1. Uh, sex on a stick. More or less.