Eleven Reasons Why Hollywood Doesn’t Need To Worry For Awhile

WARNING: LOTS OF GLAM SHOTS AHEAD. SWOONING MAY OCCUR.

11. Wedding Crashers would have been a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad movie without him.

10. Have you seen how charming he is in The Holiday? I almost forgive him for what he did to Sienna. Almost.

9. Two words: Jew fro. Two more words: Seth Cohen.

8. I don’t care if people think he’s sleazy. Or gay. Did you see The Wedding Planner? I wanted to be Jennifer Lopez.

7. If I were Rory Gilmore (and I sort of am), I would have stuck with Jess.

6. Don’t judge. Erase Letterman from your mind, look at the photo and picture him singing to a bunch of prisoners.

5. I just saw The Hangover. He was wearing all black, he had long hair, and I suddenly have no recollection of the douchebags he played in Wedding Crashers and He’s Just Not That Into You, respectively.

4. Don’t ever cut your hair. Also, make High School Musical 4: College at some point.

3. All I have to say is, search and seize, McNulty.

2. They say Jim is the perfect man, but the real guy seems downright ideal to me.

DRUMROLL PLEASE.

1. No words. Just … look.

And finally, a tribute to the twelfth man.